Thursday, February 21, 2008

Really?

I want you to know that I have always been prone to exaggeration especially as a means to appear funny. So, when I was writing about the internet only working on Wednesdays, a full moon, and solar eclipses, I was trying to be funny. I was trying to make light of an enormously infuriating situation. Because the internet has been worse than normal this week, I have found myself going to use internet cafes. Yesterday was the first day that it worked this week and it worked quite well. AND, wouldn't you know it was a Wednesday and there was a full moon! Hilarious!

And, right now my biggest nemesis is a mouse! This pesky little mouse is absolutley brilliant. I think and fear that there actually might be a whole team of them. We have food that is sitting on top of a three foot table that only has thin metal rods for legs. But, still they can get it. Do they climb on each other's shoulders? Is there one mouse on a rope that is being lowered by the others through the roof? Can mice climb walls like spiderman? Are our mice relatives of mighty mouse and have the ability to fly? No matter what we do or what we try they are one step ahead of us! But, fear not! I am not giving up. If these mice want to fight, then it is fight they will get. I will not be beat by a rodent!

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